VIPW returns

VIPW returns to the Velox!!!
#1 contender Kenny Lush (for a loudmouth heel i like this guy).... who is he up against? Who will BJ Laredo battle and will his championship belt belt be on the stake? Will Danni Deeds loose his virginity? Ravenous Randy Myers returns! Where has he been? In Mexico trying out for the Lucha Libre and mistakenly got thrown in the cockfighting rings because of his hairdo? Scott Steel vs Krofton! First off i have seen Krofton in the ring many times and the neck on this man is the toughest in the business. Seriously Krofton lands on his neck like no other. I guess we will see what Scott Steel has up his shorts... or pants... "shorts or pants"... when he fights Krofton. The Von Slasher against Billy Suede and Tony Baroni, it will either be a slaughter fest or the Slashers will be schooled in chachi fashion?.. I predict a foreign meal will be had by the Slashers, whatever the outcome is its going to be good! Eddy Osborne must have got a day off from selling $5 footlongs to protect Father Juan Valdez, and why is he helping out that bible head basher anyway? I think Father Valdez will need more than Eddy when Lak Siddartha enters the building. Lak Siddartha is a monster for sure, I don't know what war paint he uses on his body but make sure you don't get any on your clothes or children, i suspect it's acid! Hopefully we will see The King, Shreddz, Sid, and that flity bird Andy Bird with his sharp hidden objects too. Anyway January 30th all my questions will be answered. Better get there early to get a window seat, so you can watch Father Valdez leave through it.